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Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu May 31, 2012 11:44 pm

With regards to Rudy Eugene, has anyone mentioned the Z word yet? Poor homeless guy. On the long list of things he had to deal with you'd not imagine being eaten by some drugged-up d*ckhead would be one of them.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raptornx01 » Thu May 31, 2012 11:56 pm

That was my first thought actually. i hope they are keepin an eye on Foul Ole Ron over there.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:14 am

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:52 am

Nodding syndrome is very sad. The headline is completely misleading though, since they're neither violent not zombies :roll: These poor children have enough problems.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:54 pm

Dotsie wrote:Nodding syndrome is very sad. The headline is completely misleading though, since they're neither violent not zombies :roll: These poor children have enough problems.


True Dotsie. I saw a rather indepth article on it on SBS a while ago. I thought they were saying it was from the river too. And no its not a "new" thing. It broke my heart when I saw the TV show. How helpless you must feel as a parent to see your children so ill.

It reminded me of my mother and father working their way around the west way back when. They figured it was best to be away from the big cities with a large family when epidemics broke out. Things WE take for granted. Still... the oldest did get polio (Dad rehabilitated her paralisis with remedies he had used on horses).

My mother came up to the school in the 60's when they were handing out the polio vaccines on the little white spoons. It was a small school in a small country town. She cooked all night and made hundreds of cupcakes for all the kids and stood at the front of the line when it was being handed out. She was so excited!!!!! :D After they got their dose whe gave them a cupcake knee keep in icing and told them to save their special little spoons to eat their cupcake. :lol: She told me years later that it felt like a mountain taken off her shoulders to know that she would never have to look for signs of polio in her children ever again. Of course we still had to deal with measles and mumps. Children died. Or went deaf, or a multitude of other complications.

I love immunisation. I love modern medicine. The health problems in Africa are a shameful blight on the world when so much could be done.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:50 pm

Brilliantly put! I can't understand how parents could risk not vaccinating their children. Probably because they don't remember how bad measles was.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:14 pm

Yep. We are in the grip of yet another whooping cough epidemic here. 35,000 cases (reported) last year and up to 24,000 already this year. My theory is... people should be dragged into hospitals to see what this does to children and babies. (and adults). They think there is a new strain here (since 2008) or that the vaccine isnt as effective. STILL.. the deaths will be drastically reduced IF people start immunising again.

http://www.medicalobserver.com.au/tags/pertussis

Funny how things change huh? Not that long ago that measles was thought of as a given as a child. A week or two ago a case was discovered in a person in a shopping center here and the Health Authority went rabid on the news and putting out notices for anyone who had been in or near the center to get a shot.

http://www.health.qld.gov.au/news/media ... s-0524.pdf

Sorry: Immunisation is one of my soapbox things.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby pip » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:28 pm

Love the whole irony of this one. A Sinn Fein office suffering a bomb scare :lol:
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/bomb-scare-at-sfs-mary-lou-mcdonalds-office-in-dublin-as-device-found-3124834.html

Turned out to be a fake but oddly the Shinners didn't see the funny side :lol:

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had a mate I worked with years ago. He was from Belfast and his dad owned a pretty big hardware store. When he was about 13 he and his mate decided to play a practical joke on his dad. So they wrapped an old alarm clock up in brown paper and string and put it up on a higher shelf one night. See since he worked there after school he knew that one of the customers had ordered some thing or other and would be back in to get it Saturday morning.

Saturday morning came, the customer came in with his heavily pregnant wife and the dad climbed up the ladder to get the box. When he picked it up he noticed it was ticking, screamed at everyone to get out of the building, fell off the ladder and dropped the box, the woman almost fainted and started contracting while the husband tried to drag her out of the store..... Joe and his friend almost peed themselves over the joke.... til the army turned up and secured the area. He reckoned he never went back home for week. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby pip » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:00 pm

Wow . Family can be mean sometimes :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:01 pm

THREE????? THREE SIGS? and I cant post ONE???
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raptornx01 » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby pip » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:23 pm

Sadly can't fit a fourth due to word limit :roll:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:59 pm

Finally... the "SPECIAL ONE" has been shown his limits! :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Batty » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:52 pm

pip wrote:Love the whole irony of this one. A Sinn Fein office suffering a bomb scare :lol:
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/bomb-scare-at-sfs-mary-lou-mcdonalds-office-in-dublin-as-device-found-3124834.html

Turned out to be a fake but oddly the Shinners didn't see the funny side :lol:

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