I go with that Pip but not the crying part
twas good though, when I got to the desk I said one to 2 meaning 2D as they were showing the 3D as well, the guy said two tickets I said hang on a minute and turned around had a look then back and said just one, as there was no one behind me he must have got confused.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.