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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Toothy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:49 pm

Del wrote:Would she listen? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :roll:


And did I listen either? Nooooooooooooo! :roll: Ye gods!!!! There are no words...Can the human body actually do that?! :shock:

I wish you as comfortable an outcome as can possibly be, Chris. Holey moley!
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby chris.ph » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:54 pm

oh yes the human body can do that, just mine isnt as bad as the extreme cases :lol: :lol:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby wicked woman » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:46 pm

Don't think you can immac your own arse, will need a volonteer. :shock:

Good luck chris and meer, hope it gets done as soon as poss and all your wounds are little ones.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:00 pm

There's no way I'm googeling the operation. :shock: Good luck for your operations Chris and Meerkat.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Penfold » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:46 pm

Best wishes for the op Chris and I hope the pain management works well. :)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Kin Arad » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:18 pm

Good luck both Meers and Chris :)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Big Aggie » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:41 pm

My best wishes to you both, hope you are well soon. ;)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:17 pm

What they said.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Del » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:56 pm

chris.ph wrote:oh yes the human body can do that, just mine isnt as bad as the extreme cases :lol: :lol:


your going to love this i am having my anal stump removed and my peristomal hernia repaired(google it ) all in one go and they are going to open me up from my ribs to b@@@@x again bloody 3rd time now so i know how much it will hurt lots of pain relief coming up and yes they will be shaving my arse again


Right.............. so this ISN'T extreme.... the whole opening you up from ribs to b.b.b.bbbbbb... um yur luuuuuuuuuuuuv jewels!

What do they do to the 'extreme' cases? Skin and bone them and then put it all back together?

So so so glad YOU arent an extreme case chris.... :o :o :o :roll: Bloody hell.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby chris.ph » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:13 pm

Kin Arad wrote:Good luck both Meers and Chris :)
Why is it when someone says not to do something you immediatly want to??



your not allowed to press that red button :naughty: :naughty:

del there is always somebody worse off then you, runs off singing"always look on the brightside of life" :lol: :lol: :lol:

i did mention lots of drugs didnt i :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Catch-up » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:06 pm

I didn't google anything and I still feel like I need to lie down.

Best of luck with the op Chris, but sheesh, hedge around the details next time. :shock:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby chris.ph » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:12 pm

i did :lol: :lol:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Batty » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:10 pm

chris.ph wrote:i did :lol: :lol:

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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby RJH » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:32 pm

Bloody fantastic. I had my weekly weigh in with my PT and I have lost 5lb since last Thursday. :)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Conforumist » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:47 pm

chris,
I rectum, uhh sorry, reckon you will not be able to sit for a while? :doh:
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