Caption Competition
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Re: Caption Competition
by Sjoerd3000 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:25 pm
Here you go
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Re: Caption Competition
by meerkat » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:36 pm
"This communal toilet was not the best idea you've had."
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Re: Caption Competition
by Sister Jennifer » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:39 am
Soldier 1 - Listen, Alice...
Soldier 2 - Herbert.
Soldier 1 - Herbert ... We're looking for a shrubbery.
Soldier 2 - Herbert.
Soldier 1 - Herbert ... We're looking for a shrubbery.
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Re: Caption Competition
by MongoGutman » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:04 pm
I just go straight to MPATHG on this pic as well...
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Re: Caption Competition
by Sister Jennifer » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:39 pm
I know, I couldn't help myself.
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Re: Caption Competition
by Tonyblack » Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:07 am
Sjoerd3000 wrote:Here you go
The special effects crew for 'Invasion of the Flying Saucers' were getting ready for their big shot.
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Re: Caption Competition
by Sjoerd3000 » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:21 am
Like that one 
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Re: Caption Competition
by MongoGutman » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:43 am
Guy in center: But he was killed earlier on, coming out of the bathroom...
Guy on right: Yeah, but that happens later than the final scenes
Guy in center: But he's already dead...
Guy on right: Well, in the opening scenes they're already in their dork clothes in the diner, right?
Guy in center: Right...
Guy on right: So then it cuts to earlier when they were in their smart suits talking about hamburgers, yeah?
Guy in center: Yeah...
Guy on right: So the start is like a flash-forward and the ending is like a flash-back, OK?
Guy in center: Wait... No, I don't get it...
Guy on right: That's why he's a big Hollywood producer and you're a turnip in a muddy ditch in the woods.
Guy on right: Yeah, but that happens later than the final scenes
Guy in center: But he's already dead...
Guy on right: Well, in the opening scenes they're already in their dork clothes in the diner, right?
Guy in center: Right...
Guy on right: So then it cuts to earlier when they were in their smart suits talking about hamburgers, yeah?
Guy in center: Yeah...
Guy on right: So the start is like a flash-forward and the ending is like a flash-back, OK?
Guy in center: Wait... No, I don't get it...
Guy on right: That's why he's a big Hollywood producer and you're a turnip in a muddy ditch in the woods.
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Re: Caption Competition
by MongoGutman » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:44 am
...and as Tony has demonstrated you can't quote attachments
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Re: Caption Competition
by Tonyblack » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:50 am
Bloke on right: "I'm Bill Bailey!"
Bloke 2nd from right: "No! I'm Bill Bailey!"
Bloke 2nd from right: "No! I'm Bill Bailey!"
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Re: Caption Competition
by raisindot » Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:44 pm
This time, the French army lasted nearly two minutes before surrendering.
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Re: Caption Competition
by Del » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:42 pm
"Wot... YOU got any legs?"
"Nah... I ain't got any legs"
"I have stumps Sarg!"
"Yeah but stumps ain't LEGS innit!"
"Rogers...Perkins... YOU got any legs?"
"Nah Sarg. We ain't got any legs neither"
"Bugger! Who's gunna go get the coffee then!"
"Nah... I ain't got any legs"
"I have stumps Sarg!"
"Yeah but stumps ain't LEGS innit!"
"Rogers...Perkins... YOU got any legs?"
"Nah Sarg. We ain't got any legs neither"
"Bugger! Who's gunna go get the coffee then!"
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Re: Caption Competition
by Del » Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:50 pm
Loved Mongo's.
This has to be one of my favourite threads. You all have warped minds the lot of you
This has to be one of my favourite threads. You all have warped minds the lot of you
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Re: Caption Competition
by Sister Jennifer » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:25 pm
Tonyblack wrote:Bloke on right: "I'm Bill Bailey!"
Bloke 2nd from right: "No! I'm Bill Bailey!"
Hahahahahaha! Damn straight.
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Re: Caption Competition
by Quatermass » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:12 am
The Wentford Battle Recreation Society discover why you should wash your food bowls before using them as helmets.
Yami: Wanna play a game?
Ushio: What sort of game-
Yami: First one to die loses!
Ushio: ...
Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades!
Ushio: What does that do-
Yami: You lose!
Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH!
-YuGiOh Season Zero Abridged
Ushio: What sort of game-
Yami: First one to die loses!
Ushio: ...
Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades!
Ushio: What does that do-
Yami: You lose!
Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH!
-YuGiOh Season Zero Abridged
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