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by **raisindot** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:27 pm

Not me--I'm running away from this as fast as the king of France retreated to his castle after that Battle of Agincourt.

by **meerkat** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:50 pm

Not if a robber steals your horse first!

by **Fortune Clutterbuck** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:04 pm

laters!

by **ghostsecurity28** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:54 pm

I wish I was Taller, 5ft 1 is too short

by **Fortune Clutterbuck** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:43 pm

That is sad to relate

by **Del** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:13 am

Perhaps you could buy a pair of high heels to make you taller. A reasonable pair here only costs about $39.99 retail.

by **Fortune Clutterbuck** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:55 am

and if you visited your tailor afterwards you could buy a suit to match your new shoes

by **raisindot** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:56 pm

For me, finding a competent tailor is harder than stumbling upon a portal to another dimension.

by **meerkat** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:29 pm

If you go through another dimnention you may see a raptor!

by **raisindot** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:56 pm

Or Captain Carrot.

by **Del** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:14 am

Or a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder!

by **ghostsecurity28** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:13 pm

The Marlborough Rotary Club has announced that it will offer four $1000 college scholarships to students graduating high school in 2012.

by **raisindot** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:25 pm

Who will be the orator speaking at the graduation?

by **meerkat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:35 pm

Speaking about a natural rotator?

by **AuntyVague** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:28 am

Or perhaps, the merits of their shiny new tractor?

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