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by **ChristianBecker** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:18 pm

Shouldn't you be practising golf so you won't spam this thread with boring golf stories

?

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:32 pm

Practice?

I don't practice golf, it's only a laugh.

Very rarely do I post on this thread, because unlike you lot of misery-britches, I don't get frustrated in life.

But if you want to have a whine and a whinge, you go ahead ChrisB.

by **ChristianBecker** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:35 pm

Just pulling appendages. :lol:

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:36 pm

I know.

by **DaveC** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:54 pm

poohcarrot wrote:I've got a thing that looks like a tennis racket. It's got batteries in it and a little button on the handle to press. Simply whack any insect with the button pressed and they instantly fry.

Good practice for tennis too.

I had a go on one of them at the missus' Mum's - she's sadistic - you get a great feeling of power until you realise that it REALLY smells!

by **Batty** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:39 pm

poohcarrot wrote:I've got a thing that looks like a tennis racket. It's got batteries in it and a little button on the handle to press. Simply whack any insect with the button pressed and they instantly fry.

Good practice for tennis too.

I've got one of them! Great fun! You can pretend that you're a member of SWAT ...

by **wicked woman** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:51 pm

by **Sjoerd3000** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:55 pm

I've got one of those too!

But try to avoid hitting family, friends and pets

by **michelanCello** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:00 am

Found a note in my mailbox saying that I should clean up my balcony as the boxes - containing no flowers - are highly dangerous considering the weather lately and anyway, my balcony is far the most messy of all!
What?!
OK, I was planning to do something with my balcony anyway, because I always dreamed of having red geraniums and pretty flowers and altogether a balcony you'd like to sit on, but I simply had no time to do it, otherwise I'd already have done something. But apart from that, what my balcony looks like is my business, isn't it? It's not as if there were cockroaches all over the place or something like that, it's just a bit of a mess. But you can't even see it really from dowstairs only if you're really concentraiting and who's interested in my balcony anyway? And that bit, about the boxes hanging from it being dangerous? Over the last couple of years we've had far worse storms than lately and the didn't fall down. I think it's just an excuse for her to get rid of them because there are no flowers in them...
Argh...

by **Sjoerd3000** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:21 am

If you wait till August, I will help you with the balcony :wink:

by **michelanCello** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:25 am

Sjoerd3000 wrote:If you wait till August, I will help you with the balcony

Awww, thanks!

I will have to wait at least till August because I practically won't be around untill that time...

by **ChristianBecker** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:30 am

Seems odd, but I know that in Germany people can (successfully)complain about how your balcony looks; especially in an apartment buildung.
If it is your own house I think you can do as you please as long as there's no real danfger to life or health.

by **michelanCello** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:39 am

We-ell... it's an appartment... am I really the bad guy in this situation?

by **ChristianBecker** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:41 am

michelanCello wrote:We-ell... it's an appartment... am I really the bad guy in this situation?

Dunno. Last time I checked Hungary was not part of Germany. But chances are you are.

by **michelanCello** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:12 am

ChristianBecker wrote:
michelanCello wrote:We-ell... it's an appartment... am I really the bad guy in this situation?

Dunno. Last time I checked Hungary was not part of Germany. But chances are you are.

Great... it doesn't change the situation much, tough... only gives me a guilty feeling as a little extra

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