File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raisindot » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Tonyblack wrote:There's a dial on that that allows you to choose from 50 shades of gravy. ;)


:D

I absolutely do not want to know what's in the "special sauce." :shock:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:09 pm

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/murder ... 6426647171

Mr Maitland and Ms Masonwells have not been seen since July 5 when they stepped off a flight in Cairns to attend an engagement party and collect a vintage panel van that had been stolen months before, and was being repaired.


VINTAGE????????????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse ME?

VINTAGE? :o :o :o

Edited: Damn! Forgot about the child being a member now! :oops: Let say ummmmm I "remember" when my fiance had a green Sandman panel van :D

VINTAGE MY ARSE!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:06 pm

:D :D Thanks Bouncy!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Del » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:06 pm

VIDEO that leaves me speechless !!!!! :o :o :o

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:20 pm

Poor people on the side walk. (clonk! Clonk! Conk!)

Reminds me of the ones that come to the store in the middle of the night in their little compact cars to buy huge pieces of furniture.

"Well, how about we tie it to the roof?"

"I don't want to scratch the paint"

Seen more then fair share of people having to go home to the sound of the little "Door is ajar" dinging.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:44 am

Since it was not on here and it left me quite speechless:
World's heaviest woman sheds some weight with... um... workout :shifty:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328328
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:21 am

Holy Frak.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:49 am

She must have a hell of a great personality... :shock:

Seriously though - good luck to her and her 'midget' ex if it's helping her get back some control in her life and health and they're enjoying each other in the process. :D Also it proves that there really is someone out there for everyone regardless of what other people think of as 'gross' :clap:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:52 am

I really wonder about the 500kcal per session. I burn roughly 250kcal by cycling 10km. Of course, I'm not as heavy but on the other hand I move more.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:52 am

Must be the 'ripple' effect :twisted:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:47 am

Oh Jan. Stop. I'm having nightmares and I'm awake!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Catch-up » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:56 am

Dear god. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. :shock:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:02 pm

:think: You know, I could stand to lose a few pounds.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:19 pm

Me to. I'm game if you are!!!!!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:28 pm

http://news.sky.com/story/962232/fresh- ... house-fire

More arrests over fatal Derby house fire.
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